Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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