Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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