Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
