Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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