i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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