I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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