Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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