I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You are a booty call, not a friend.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
