this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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