hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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