Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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