Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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