that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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