I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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