no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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