There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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