i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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