I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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