i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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