How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
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