just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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