What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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