So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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