i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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