I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I came so hard my ears popped.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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