Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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