Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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