i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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