Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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