She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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