Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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