margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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