YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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