he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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