Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
