dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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