he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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