I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
