we're blogging at a bar
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Can I color on your dick again?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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