Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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