i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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