i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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