have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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