why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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