sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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