Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize