So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Drunk is not a location!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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