I just saw a hot homeless man
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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