On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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