Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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