me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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