i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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