If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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