covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
We left the knife in your bed.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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