Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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