So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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