ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize